The Pitch

Anyone in sales knows what the pitch is. One technique is to throw information at prospects hoping to sell a product or service before the buyer could hang up the phone or slam the door—but good salespeople treat the “pitch” process as a collaborative conversation. I used to when selling cheap shoes, cheap watches as an opportunity to exchange information. I asked what they wanted, what they needed and how could I reconcile those. At times it is like dancing while leading and following as needed. Selling is a craft and art.

I recall a conversation with an Accountant who bought a home remodeling franchise, the rage prior to the 2008 collapse, and he informed that sales persons were low informed ill trained individuals who did not know how to help people. He contradicted himself and in turn demonstrated his ignorance about what it means to “sell” a good, a service, a product or idea. His business is closed. Gosh I wonder why.

I sell myself and ideas everyday to kids. If you think that is an easy target or audience, think again. Or if you have a problem with that you may need a Teacher.

My mother was an amazing Saleswoman and the adage goes she could sell ice to an Eskimo. So perhaps it is in my DNA. But I come from a poor pedigree and have never had the opportunity to attend a high brow school nor have a network of people who wanted to promote, help and in turn push me in a career that could make me rich and famous!!

My mother was Australian and she was well aware of the “tall poppy” syndrome. That if you get too big someone will want to cut you down. That runs deep in my world and that is both a good and a bad thing.

So while the story of this broad Elizabeth Holmes is one I find amusing I know that in the Valley the bullshit of failure is one that is trumped and thumped over every ones head. The story of Steve Jobs lingers as one such example. He’s dead. But hey that doesn’t stop it. I was surprised that as a result of that death that the Valley did not get into more ways to save lives, the other motto they trump as voraciously.

And then came a new black turtleneck, vegan, with the requisite dropout of a highly respected school, the save the world motto and of course the filmed TED talks which hold the oligarchs enthralled in more ways to spend/hide or pretend they give a shit about anything other than their dicks and their wallets.

And of course after the trial and dirt that came out of Ellen Pao’s lawsuit, the Valley (it is a collective like the Borg) wanted to show that they are not patriarchs but equal opportunists when it comes to bogus claims and businesses that will save the world/disrupt or whatever term or phrase they use to mean “make us lots of money.”

So here is a girl with no medical history or background, no actual medical Doctors or Scientists on the letterhead, other than a quote from two Physicians from the Cleveland Clinic, whose role is unclear but hey a Doctor hasn’t met a product or drug they don’t like when a check is attached. Just ask Dr. Ben Carson about that.

I think this will be a great movie. I see Jessica Chastain in the starring role. I just need cash to develop it. Any takers?

The Narrative Frays for Theranos and Elizabeth Holmes

OCT. 29, 2015
The New York Times
By JAMES B. STEWART

Few people, let alone those just 31 years old, have amassed the accolades and riches bestowed on Elizabeth Holmes, founder and chief executive of the blood-testing start-up Theranos.
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This year President Obama named her a United States ambassador for global entrepreneurship. She gave the commencement address at Pepperdine University. She was the youngest person ever to be awarded the Horatio Alger Award in recognition of “remarkable achievements accomplished through honesty, hard work, self-reliance and perseverance over adversity.” She is on the Board of Fellows of Harvard Medical School.

She has been showered with rapturous media attention. Time named her one of the 100 Most Influential People in the World this year. She was the subject of lengthy profiles in The New Yorker and Fortune. Over the last week, she appeared on the cover of T: The New York Times Style Magazine, and Glamour anointed her one of its eight Women of the Year. She has been on “Charlie Rose,” as well as on stage at the Clinton Global Initiative, the World Economic Forum at Davos and the Aspen Ideas Festival, among numerous other conferences.

Theranos, which she started after dropping out of Stanford at age 19, has raised more than $400 million in venture capital and has been valued at $9 billion, which makes Ms. Holmes’s 50 percent stake worth $4.5 billion. Forbes put her on the cover of its Forbes 400 issue, ranking her No. 121 on the list of wealthiest Americans.

Her wealth and fame rest almost entirely on a simple but nonetheless “revolutionary” and “disruptive” technology: Theranos’s ability to run a wide range of lab tests from a tiny sample of blood from a finger prick, in that way eliminating the need for intravenous blood draws. (Ms. Holmes has said that her inspiration was a personal aversion to needles.)

Thanks to an investigative article in The Wall Street Journal this month by John Carreyrou, one of the company’s central claims, and the one most exciting to many investors and doctors, is being called into question. Theranos has acknowledged it was only running a limited number of tests on a microsample of blood using its finger-prick technology. Since then, it said it had stopped using its proprietary methods on all but one relatively simple test for herpes.

Theranos has denied many elements of the Journal article on its website.

For most of its tests, Theranos said that it uses conventional equipment on samples drawn intravenously by needle, which makes its approach pretty much like that of its big competitors, Quest Diagnostics and Laboratory Corporation of America Holdings, whose stocks have gyrated on the start-up’s perceived threat.

This week the Food and Drug Administration released reports based on inspections of Theranos facilities this summer. It concluded that the company’s miniature blood containers — called “nanotainers” — were “unapproved” medical devices for tests beyond herpes.

“While we work with the F.D.A. on clearance of our nanotainer tubes,” said Tilden Katz, a Theranos spokesman, “we have chosen to conduct our tests through venous draws.” He added: “Our proprietary devices are making it possible to run finger-stick samples for tests that could never be run on finger-stick before.”

Amid the controversy, Walgreens said it would not open new Theranos blood testing centers while it sought answers about the company’s technology.

“This isn’t how you introduce technology that claims to be groundbreaking and revolutionary in the health care field,” said Michael Cherny, an analyst at the investment bank Evercore Partners who was an early and vocal skeptic about many of Theranos’s claims.

“Every other person goes through some level of peer review,” Mr. Cherny told me this week. Theranos “decided to shun that approach.”

“In my view,” he said, “that calls into question what’s under the hood of the platform.”

Others raised questions about Theranos and what now appear to have been some pretty bold claims, in some cases long before The Journal’s exposé. Kevin Loria, a reporter on the Business Insider science team, wrote several pointed articles and produced a number of prominent skeptics among clinical pathologists and the broader medical community. The New Yorker and Fortune articles also were skeptical about the lack of peer review for Theranos’s technology. And Eleftherios Diamandis, the head of clinical biochemistry at Mount Sinai Hospital in Toronto, raised numerous issues in a June medical journal article.

“The constant was that nobody had any idea how this works or even if it works,” Mr. Loria told me this week. “People in medicine couldn’t understand why the media and technology worlds were so in thrall to her.”

The attention lavished on Ms. Holmes has been effusive. Her goal of facilitating the early detection and prevention of disease by making blood testing easier and convenient is laudable. And the relatively young company may still work through its current difficulties.
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“You are currently shipping this uncleared medical device in interstate commerce.”

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But that so many eminent authorities — from Henry Kissinger, who had served on the company’s board; to prominent investors like the Oracle founder Larry Ellison; to the Cleveland Clinic — appear to have embraced Theranos with minimal scrutiny is a testament to the ageless power of a great story.

“It all fit together perfectly: the college dropout, the fear of needles, the humanitarian mission,” Mr. Cherny said. “She checked all the boxes.”

Indeed, Ms. Holmes seems to have perfectly executed the current Silicon Valley playbook: Drop out of a prestigious college to pursue an entrepreneurial vision; adopt an iconic uniform; embrace an extreme diet; and champion a humanitarian mission, preferably one that can be summed up in one catchy phrase.

Like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg, Ms. Holmes dropped out of college. Like Steve Jobs, she wears a uniform of black turtlenecks, suggesting she has loftier things to think about than what to wear. “I probably have 150 of these,” she told Glamour. Like Mr. Jobs, she’s picky about her diet. (She’s a vegan who shuns coffee and drinks green vegetable juices.)

And like Google’s co-founders, Larry Page and Sergey Brin (“Don’t Be Evil”), and Mark Zuckerberg (“Connect the World”), her mission is lofty. As she has repeatedly said, Ms. Holmes envisions “a world in which no one ever has to say goodbye too soon,” brought about through improved health care. Theranos also has a slogan: “One tiny drop changes everything.”

She stays relentlessly on message, as a review of her numerous conference and TV appearances make clear, while at the same time saying little of scientific substance.

The natural human tendency to fit complex facts into a simple, compelling narrative has grown stronger in the digital age of 24/7 news and social media, said Frank Partnoy, professor of law and finance at the University of San Diego, and author of “Wait: The Art and Science of Delay,” which explores the perils of hasty decision-making.

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“These documents were provided as evidence of design validation conducted in 2014; however, they were drafted during this inspection and were not reviewed and approved until 9/10/15.”

“Design validation did not ensure the device conforms to defined user needs and intended uses.”

“We’re deluged with information even as pressure has grown to make snap decisions,” Professor Partnoy said. “People see a TED talk. They hear this amazing story of a 30-something-year-old woman with a wonder procedure. They see the Cleveland Clinic is on board. A switch goes off and they make an instant decision that everything is fine. You see this over and over: Really smart and wealthy people start to believe completely implausible things with 100 percent certainty.”

Ms. Holmes’s story also fits into a broader narrative underway in medicine, in which new health care entrepreneurs are upending ossified hospital practices with the goal of delivering more effective and patient-oriented care.

Two proponents of the approach, Dr. Delos Cosgrove, chief executive of the Cleveland Clinic, and Mark R. Laret, chief executive of the UCSF Medical Center, have enthusiastically endorsed Theranos’s potential to upend conventional medicine.

A Cleveland Clinic spokeswoman, Eileen Sheil, told me that the clinic’s “strategic partnership” with Theranos had not really gotten off the ground and that the clinic had yet to employ any Theranos technology. She said that a statement on the clinic’s website — “Theranos offers a full spectrum of laboratory tests, from the most common panels to highly specialized tests, on blood samples as small as a few drops” — is “their language, not ours, and we can’t verify that.”

Mr. Laret said he had “no information” about Theranos’s technology, but had great respect for Ms. Holmes and the company’s board.

While hot Silicon Valley start-ups like Uber and Airbnb have run into regulatory hurdles, as a medical technology company, Theranos has bumped up against something else: the scientific method, which puts a premium on verification over narrative.

“I don’t know if she’s another Steve Jobs,” said Jerry Yeo, professor of pathology at the University of Chicago and director of the Clinical Chemistry Laboratories there. “You have to subject yourself to peer review. You can’t just go in a stealthy mode and then announce one day that you’ve got technology that’s going to disrupt the world.”

Professor Yeo said that he and his colleagues wanted to see data and testing in independent labs. “We have a small army of people ready and willing to test Theranos’s products if they’d ask us,” he said. “And that can be done without revealing any trade secrets.”

Ms. Holmes said this week that Theranos would disclose data on the reliability and accuracy of its tests. “Data is a powerful thing because it speaks for itself,” she said at a conference at the Cleveland Clinic. “We were never against that.”

Whether that will satisfy Theranos’s growing number of critics will depend on the nature and quality of the data.

“Every other company in this field has gone through peer review,” said Mr. Cherny of Evercore. “Why hold back so much of the platform if your goal is the greater good of humanity?”

Come for a Ride

The bubble is blowing higher and wider across the country with the never ending “valuations” of varying Silicon Valley “inventions” whoops I mean “disruptors” that will change the world.

Some of them I have never heard of and well never will if I keep myself occupied with things that matter and are real. Heard of Thumbtack? Me neither.  But when I need a yoga instructor to drop by with an electrician I will get right on that.  Remember the yellow pages?  Me neither.  Which is why we love our history and our stories as they connect us to another time when we had a big book that gave us information, we had a phone we had to dial and the idea of a shared ride was either in a car pool or a cab.  I wish they had private buses as I so hate public transportation, hopefully that will change soon or well not. 

But there is one legend and story and that is of the Unicorn. The one that brought us the idea of meritocracy, equality and all that other shit we hear about, like the yellow pages.  But in the Valley the Unicorn rides but this is one ride that is not free.

Americans love myths more than the Romans and Greeks combined.  We just save the polytheism  for a sole “god” and it is whom we trust.  You know the one on the respective dollars you carry in your wallet.  For love, for God and country money rules.

We have some insane belief that once you are rich you are also infallible, a genius and know everything about everything or at least can pay for minds who will affirm your beliefs and make you feel better about them.  See Bill Gates who has more hands and opinions on everything from how to educate to disease.

And in return we get what we have – an immense threat to the Democratic process.

And the Valley seems to share the values and beliefs of another legendary location, this one across the country as the ones Wall Street espouse.   The value of a business is as good as the value of the business, be it for profit or not, it just better not offer a loss.  Whether a business is legitimate, in it for the long haul, develops actual products, hires a workforce and pays taxes, who cares! It is all as good as the paper its written on.  Do they still use paper anymore?

I have written about Theranos as I have concerns about the medical implications of this “start up”  The medical industrial complex is having enough problems on their own to now have Silicon Valley come in with ways to diagnose and treat disease.  
And while I am all about making medical costs cheaper and in turn care better,  the medical industrial complex has no interest in either.   That said their love of money is something they do share with Silicon Valley.  The only disruption in their world is the amount of zeros they try to fit on the check.

Mike Daisey, a storyteller of his own who took fabulist and exaggeration that he learned in theatre to the free market, has made his mistakes and false prophesies.  But he was early in the tales from the Amazon and it took a true journalist to expose what he was selling and telling a decade earlier.  And that was the white collar side of the business.  Mac McClelland of Mother Jones had only a couple of years prior exposed the blue collar side of Amazon’s rise in the pool of billion dollar swimmers.

And that pool is now Olympic sized and so is the Merry Go Round that only few get to ride.

 We should be suspicious of Silicon Valley unicorns and their exorbitant valuations

Theranos, which was recently valued at $7bn, is a good example of why we should not be too quick to believe claims of creative ‘disruption’

The idea of a unicorn – a company valued by venture capitalists at over a billion dollars – is so seductive that some whole industries use it as a benchmark without understanding its irony. The mania of Silicon Valley is so great that the venture capital firms even got tired of “only” looking for unicorn companies, so they coined the painfully stupid word “decacorn”, which means “valued as 10 unicorns”.
When your aspirations are so disconnected from reality that even unicorns don’t do it for you anymore, this is a clear sign that you’ve been drinking the Kool Aid.

The company Theranos has been the darling of Silicon Valley for years because it promises to “disrupt” healthcare testing, with disruption defined as the classic trifecta: that it will be cheaper, faster and better than the traditional ways. Theranos’s breakthrough technology claims to use just pinpricks of blood to get the results you used to need whole vials for. Also the tests get results incredibly fast, and would be rolled out at chain pharmacies across America, changing the shape of medical testing forever.

Did I mention that the tests would als be incredibly cheap?

It’s claims like this, and support from venture capital firms, that have driven Theranos to a $9bn valuation. It’s not intuitive that all this talk of valuation is simply calculated based on how much venture capital firms have invested. In other words, we say a company is “valued” at $9bn, and then act as though this is actual real money, but that number is based on nothing except what a VC firm felt the company was worth in a bet on the future.

The 15 October Wall Street Journal exposé of Theranos explodes the mythology of the company. Insiders who spoke to the Journal allege that out of the 240 kinds of tests it currently performs, the “pinprick” technology lauded as the linchpin of their strategy was only used for a tiny fraction of its testing. Worse yet, there have been complaints to regulators from inside the company that their revolutionary tests aren’t giving results that agree with traditional testing, and that Theranos has been burying those unwanted results.

What has been blown open, again, is how little we truly know. Even though Theranos received regulatory approval, it’s not clear at all if anyone truly knows how accurate their tests are. The company responded to the story by stating: “Theranos’ technology is reviewed by regulators, proven in the field, and praised by leaders in the industry and doctors and individuals that we serve”.

This is why it’s so important for us to sniff out unicorns when they make their way into our lives, and view them with the suspicion a mythological beast deserves. Yes, Uber connects people and drivers – but it also short-circuits labor protections. Yes, Airbnb connects people for short term stays – but it also upends hotel regulations. There’s no such thing as a free lunch, and tech companies need to stop pretending they’ve discovered a way to both have and eat their cake through “sharing”.

Despite all these well-worn warning signs, the allegations against Theranos still shocked its many defenders. A lot of the hype about Theranos is driven by its narrative: it has the young brilliant founder, Elizabeth Holmes, a Stanford dropout who founded the company at 19 and has a penchant for black turtlenecks. It has the cute origin story, too. You see, Holmes is afraid of needles, and it’s that fear drove her to develop the pin-prick technology. And of course, the special technology that runs the special tests is called Edison, because when you’re making a mythology, a dollop of American exceptionalism never hurts.

Ms Holmes has been on the cover of Fortune, profiled in the New Yorker, and covered in all the right places. The fact that on paper she’s worth billions causes her to be taken very seriously, because that’s how this culture functions: authority is created by money. From Ted talks to tech salons, she has been a prominent presence, and some have believed that her company could become the Google of healthcare testing.

And she fulfills all our personal checkmarks for the mythological quirks of genius. She doesn’t date, is a vegan, sleeps very little, quotes Jane Austen by heart, works nonstop, dresses like Steve Jobs and as the New Yorker helpfully informs us: “several times a day she drinks a pulverized concoction of cucumber, parsley, kale, spinach, romaine lettuce and celery.”

She sounds like someone who is tremendously fun to have at Scrabble night, and absolutely otherworldly … in fact, she sounds like a unicorn.

But unlike mythical creatures, the allegations against her company are very real, and very ugly. Healthcare is not a new iPhone; people’s lives are on the line. Employees allege in the Journal piece that some of the potassium levels seen in Theranos’s tests are so high that the person would have to be dead to give those results.

All this attention even caused Jean-Louis Gassee, a former Apple executive, to do a comparison test of his own with a blood test he’s required to take monthly. Over two days having his blood tested traditionally and by Theranos yielded wildly different readings.

Gassee’s results are anecdotal, but it bears noting that this isn’t a beta program. He could check it out because Theranos is in use at pharmacies right now, and people use it every day to get real test results. The company’s response has been to deny the allegations and to call the Wall Street Journal a tabloid. When that didn’t work, they published a rebuttal, but critics argue that they should publish their data in peer-reviewed journals if they want to address the questions raised by the Journal.

This is the standard model of rapacious capitalism, fueled and developed in the tech sector. If medical testing were treated differently, it would damage its ability to “disrupt”. How can Theranos be a decacorn if it doesn’t deliver world-changing tests immediately at incredibly low cost? There has to be unbearable pressure for the tests to work and work well, and if they don’t perform perfectly, bury any dissent.

In retrospect, so much about Theranos seems suspect – the secretiveness of the company, the choice to have a majority of men like Henry Kissinger and George Schultz on the board of directors instead of health professionals, and the idea that a college dropout could found a company that could be the fountainhead from which a new way of doing all our medical testing springs forth.

Also, it is never wise to trust people who drink kale several times a day.

The marketplace is as irrational as we are. It wants to believe the story that it wants to hear. And we all want unicorns to exist. That is why they are so lovely to us – because they exist only in the mind’s eye, in our dreams. We all want the world to be as simple as a coding an app. We want to believe it’s possible to codify all the variables, then address them one by one and then solve the equation.

Theranos is a perfect tech company name – it sounds mysterious, Greek and portentous. In Greek mythology Thanatos is Death. Could it be Death’s little-known brother, a minor Greek deity responsible for prescriptions and blood tests?

The reality is more prosaic. It has no larger mythology at all. It’s simply an amalgam of the words “therapy” and “diagnosis”. That’s it.

It sounds like it means a lot more than it actually does.